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i get mixed feelings when i see gorgeous guys with hideous girls 

it makes me think, ‘what the fuck how did that happen he can do so much better,’ but at the same time i’m like ‘boooooyah there’s hope for my kind,’ and

yeah

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threepac:

HE BURNT MY SHAKE

(via bootyaficionado)

i’m sorry did you just ask me if i wanted to watch the sky with you

shut the fuck up

boys are dumb if they think i’m gonna get all excited about that

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cc the up and coming rapper from derry new hampshire

just 

quoted 

himself

on facebook

in 

a 

status

JUST STOP OKAY 

why the fuck is this bitch dragging me into this i was at your house for twenty minutes

why don’t you get the kids who actually deserve it in trouble

arrogant cocky asshole moment

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framesjanco:

you know what scares me

thinking about the fact that after a woman gives birth her stomach somehow goes back to normal?? i just imagine her pushing the baby out and her stomach deflates and is just a pool of stomach that you could swim in there’d be so much stomach